Chupa-"Hum,bem-pensado!" #13

Doesn’t Paulina Rubio remind you of Shakira but sexier? If I was Paulina, I’d be wondering what the hell went wrong and how in the world did Shakira become more popular than me. It would piss me off to a point where I would challenge her to an oil-wrestling match. That’s right, an oil-wrestling match. Paulina’s legs look so good oiled up, that based on that alone, she’d win.

[Nota Chupista: samos nós que destacamos as frases... coijo!]